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William Flew

Friday 20 May 2011

Post Apocalyptic Excuses (Get Your Popcorn Now)

May 22 Copouts


1) My math was wrong. It will actually happen on this specific later date.
2) God is forgiving and gave people more time to be saved.
3) It actually happened it just looks like it didn't.


you were an unbeliever wern't you? Great, everyone thank this guy for screwing it up for the rest of us.


I bet we don't see "it actually happened but I didn't get taken".


it'll be what it always is: Good work my flock! Your prayers have forestalled the inevitable.


God is dyslexic. The end cometh 2101.


Harold Camping will say, "Oops, I forgot to carry the one....the actual date is November 16, 2028."


God works in mysterious ways. He was just testing the faithful.


Same as always. Their complete lack of being right is actually proof that they are fundamentally correct in all of their beliefs.


Maybe he invoked the letter of the law ...
Revelation 14:3-5
And they were singing a new song before the throne and before the four living creatures and before the elders. No man could learn that song except the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth. For it is these who have not defiled themselves with women, for they are virgins. It is these who follow the Lamb wherever he goes. These have been redeemed from mankind as firstfruits for God and the Lamb, and in their mouth no lie was found, for they are blameless.

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